Wednesday, December 31, 2008
...And we're back
On the other hand, iPhones are way cool.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
How to Build an Ice Rink
Digital TV - An Easy Flowchart
h/t to Consumerist for the handy-dandy flowchart on whether you need to do anything to your TV for the digital conversion upcoming on Feb. 17th.
Wait a minute - Was George Bailey a Sub-Prime Lender???
POTTER
Peter Bailey was not a businessman. That's what killed him. Oh, I don't mean any disrespect to him, God rest his soul. He was a man of high ideals, so-called, but ideals without common sense can ruin this town. (Picking up papers from table.) Now, you take this loan here to Ernie Bishop...You know, that fellow that sits around all day on his brains in his taxi. You know...I happen to know the bank turned down this loan, but he comes here and we're building him a house worth five thousand dollars. Why?
GEORGE
Well, I handled that, Mr. Potter. You have all the papers there. His salary, insurance. I can personally vouch for his character.
POTTER
(Sarcastically) A friend of yours?
GEORGE
Yes, sir.
POTTER
You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can come and borrow money. What does that get us? A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class. And all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas. Now, I say...
O.K., so Potter wasn't right. Affordable housing helped create the middle class, and one could even argue that the G.I. Bill after WWII helped create the modern suburb.
Still, making loans to those that can't afford them is never sound policy.
"Do They Know It's Christmas?" No, and they don't care. And shouldn't have to.
A new survey reveals 13% of 10th-graders reported smoking marijuana in the past 30 days, while just 12.3% smoked cigarettes.
I never knew ANYONE like I saw on “the Cosby Show.” And I don’t mean influential African-Americans. I mean ANYBODY. My family trends toward the redneck side of things, and so did most of my friends. Living in a brownstone in the city with two parents that graduated from graduate schools? Not in my realm. I’ll pass.
“Live Aid?” I waited 6 months from when it was announced until the show for two things – Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin. Black Sabbath ended up going waaaay too early in the day and I missed it. Led Zep? Yeah, whoever was in charge of tuning Jimmy’s guitar must have slept in that day, because, well, it wasn’t. We’re not talking a little out of tune. We’re talking “looking at the neck because I can’t believe how badly this is out of tune” out of tune. It was so bad, to this day, on any Live Aid compilation, you won’t find their tracks. It will never happen, because Robert Plant won’t sign the releases. That’s how out of tune Jimmy’s guitar was. And don’t get me started on Phil Collins getting all the credit for drumming when Tony Thompson of Chic and Power Station was doing all the heavy lifting. Phil was just hitting one cymbal back there.
"Do They Know It's Christmas?" is a song written by Bob Geldof and Midge Ure in 1984 specifically to raise money for relief of 1984–1985 famine in Ethiopia. The original version was produced by Midge Ure, and released by Band Aid on November 29, 1984.[1] In late 1984, a BBC report by Michael Buerk was aired highlighting the famine that had hit the people of Ethiopia. Irish singer Bob Geldof had seen the report and, being a social person, wanted to raise money. Aware that he could do little on his own, he called Midge Ure from Ultravox and together they quickly co-wrote the song, "Do They Know It's Christmas?".
Geldof kept a November appointment with BBC Radio 1 DJ Richard Skinner to appear on his show, but instead of discussing his new album (the original reason for his booking), he used his airtime to publicise the idea for the charity single, so by the time the musicians were recruited there was intense media interest in the subject.
Sounds all wonderful, right? And the money did go to charity, and did start the ball rolling for Live Aid in 1985. But have you ever actually listened to the lyrics? They are the worst sort of European egocentric imperialist tripe you can imagine. Let’s turn the way-back machine on and remember, shall we?
It's Christmas time There's no need to be afraid At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
OK, so far, so good. It’s not Shakepeare, but nothing offensive.
Throw your arms around the world at Christmas time But say a prayer Pray for the other ones At Christmas time it's hard, but when you're having fun
Huh? What in the world is THAT supposed to mean? It’s hard to pray for people at Christmas because we’re having so much fun? Seems to me, that’s when most midly-religious people do the most praying.
There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear
Really? All of it? So the only place worth living is Europe? I’m sure there are some happy people in Papau New Guinea, even without running water and electricity.
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears And the Christmas bells that ring there Are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you
Where to start? First off, we’re to assume they’re talking about Africa, since that’s where the money raised went. Do we really think there ARE Christmas bells in Africa? Want to guess what the largest organized religion in northern and central Africa is? Go Google it up, we’ll get back to that. And don’t get me started on “Thank God it’s them, instead of you”. I‘m supposed to THANK God for someone else’s misery? Like, if they’re miserable, that means I’m not? Where’s the logic there? There’s only so much misery to go around, and if you have some, that’s less for me?
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
When is there EVER snow in Africa? Oh, that’s right, every year.
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life (Oooh) Where nothing ever grows No rain nor rivers flow Do they know it's Christmas time at all
I sooooo want to channel Sam Kinison here, but I’ll refrain. (link NSFW) As for knowing it’s Christmas time, well, NO, THEY DON’T AND THEY DON’T CARE! The largest organized religion in the northern half of Africa, as it has been since the 700s and the Arab-African trade routes brought about the development of the Swahili language, is Islam. Yes, Islam. More northern and central Africans are Islamic than any other major religion. Now, there are plenty of indigenous religious practices, sure. But as far as organized religion, it’s Islam and nothing else is even close.
(Here's to you) raise a glass for everyone (Here's to them) underneath that burning sun Do they know it's Christmas time at all
So, I’m supposed to toast those dying of heat exhaustion? Is that before or after I thank God it’s them and not me?
Feed the world, feed the world, feed the world Let them know it's Christmas time again
Again, they don’t CARE that it’s Christmas. Are we going to make forced religious conversion a stipulation on receiving food aid now?
Feed the world Let them know it's Christmas time again Feed the world Let them know it's Christmas time again Feed the world Let them know it's Christmas time again Feed the world Let them know it's Christmas time again
That’s assuming they ever knew (or cared) it was Christmas to begin with. On that note…. Merry Christmas. Seriously. And the next time you feel the urge to do something good, do it. Don’t write a bad pop song instead.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Saturday Music Vid Pick - "All Nightmare Long" by Metallica
Because you can never get enough of mutant zombie Soviets from outer space...
Friday, December 12, 2008
Santa, I want to bust unions for Christmas!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Here's the latest lump of coal
KB Toys has returned to Chapter 11 bankruptcy, says theWall Street Journal, and will be liquidated by its parent company — Prentice Capital Management.
"Going out of business" sales will begin quickly at the chain's 277 retail outlets, 40 larger KB Toy Works stores, 114 outlet stores and 30 temporary "holiday stores."
The WSJ says the liquidation was prompted by a 20% decrease in sales in the second half of this year.
The article had no information about the fate of KB Toys gift cards (though KB Toys website says they have suspended sales of gift cards for the 2008 season) — a detail that is up to the bankruptcy court. Generally, gift card holders are considered "unsecured creditors" unless provisions are made for the store to continue redeeming the cards.
So KB Toys is going out of business, with Circuit City close behind. I still haven't gotten over the fact MOntgomery Ward's doesn't exist anymore, and that's been around 10 years, hasn't it?
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Metallica and the Grammys
Four Years Ago This Week
The book "A Vulgar Display of Power" chronicles not just the life of Darrell, but also the lives of the other three victims and the shooter at the Alrosa Villa bar in Ohio.
It's still hard to imagine the scene of seeing ex-Marine (and very much mentally ill) Nathan Gale striding on stage and pointing a gun in Abbott's chest and pulling the trigger, let alone the carnage that followed. Columbus Police Office James Niggemeyer's prompt response onto the scene (less than 2 minutes after the first 911 cell phone call) and action once on the scene saved more than a few others that night.
But music lost a giant that night. You may not have heard of Panetra, but to millions of metalheads in the very early 1990s, they were one of the few bands speaking for them. Metallica had sold out with "Enter Sandman" and "The Black Album," and hair metal had killed off any attention real metal should have gotten. Grunge was just getting started in a big way in Seattle, and suddenly flannel and Kurt Cobain were everywhere.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Today's bumper sticker of the Apocalypse
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Hey, life happens
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Banking Lessons and Bedford Falls
"You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house...right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can. Now what are you going to do? Foreclose on them?...Now wait...now listen...now listen to me. I beg of you not to do this thing. If Potter gets hold of this Building and Loan there'll never be another decent house built in this town. He's already got charge of the bank. He's got the bus line. He's got the department stores. And now he's after us. Why? Well, it's very simple. Because we're cutting in on his business, that's why. And because he wants to keep you living in his slums and paying the kind of rent he decides. Joe, you lived in one of those Potter houses, didn't you? Well, have you forgotten? Have you forgotten what he charged you for that broken-down shack? Here, Ed. You know, you remember last year when things weren't going so well, and you couldn't make your payments? You didn't lose your house, did you? Do you think Potter would have let you keep it? Can't you understand what's happening here? Don't you see what's happening? Potter isn't selling. Potter's buying! And why? Because we're panicky and he's not. That's why. He's picking up some bargains. Now, we can get through this thing all right. We've got to stick together, though. We've got to have faith in each other."
Of course, now the problem is, the money didn't just go into Joe's house. Joe's mortgage got bundled with a bunch of other mortgages, some good, some bad. And then insurance companies sold insurance on those bundled mortgages. And when a portion of the mortgages went bad, and the investors who bought the insurance went to collect, the financial markets went down, and AIG and the rest starting going hat in hand to Congress.
If we had been just putting money's in Joe's house, well, if Joe defaulted on his mortgage, the bank could handle that. They always have. Even in the 1970s energy crisis, the 21% interest rates of the late 1970s, and even the recession in the early 1980s.
Now? Now, we're handing out more than $7 TRILLION to companies, and the only one's we're asking for a plan or any sort of accountability is the auto industry. Because it's all the fault of minorities getting mortgages and auto workers making $73 an hour. Yup, that's the problem.
January 20 can't get here fast enough.
Happy Thanksgiving 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Have I got a deal for you!
SALISBURY — The six-story Residences at Rivers Edge was auctioned Monday for $2.4 million, sold to the Washington-area bank that had lent money for construction of the riverfront project.The 2 p.m. auction on the front steps of the Wicomico County Courthouse ended speculation over who would acquire the partially built, mid-rise residential condominium community on Fitzwater Street that became a victim of foreclosure.Easton developer J. Michael Crosby was not visible among the estimated 50 spectators at the bidding. In April, Crosby's company was forced to stop construction at the structure on the Wicomico River after a dispute with Sandy Spring Bank, his lender. Sandy Spring, the highest bidder Monday, eventually ended its relationship with Crosby, forcing the foreclosure.
Now I'm starting to get mad
I'm not coaching wrestling this year, but I still follow the team where I teach. And one of the kids I really liked coaching missed weight certifications on Saturday. I'll spare you the details, but it's the process where the Bayside Conference sets the minimum weight class for each wrestler. You can't go below that weight during the season for safety reasons. And the kid missed it, which means he can't wrestle until he gets it done at the make-up session in two weeks, and will miss the first match.
I was prepared to hunt him down in the hallways today and ask why he didn't show up for such an important team event. How could he let the team down like that? But before I found him, I found out why he wasn't there.
Seems he was in Baltimore, visiting family. Well, there are 51 other weekends a year to visit family, right? Why this one, and why not tell anyone?
He was in Baltimore because his mom didn't know where else to go. His mom, a single mother with two kids, a job, and a small (less than 1,000 sq.ft.) house she's attempting to buy, couldn't make the electrical bill. And Delmarva Power shut her off.
I'm not mad at Delmarva Power, although I certainly wish they'd be a bit more understanding.
I'm mad we are living in a country where a mother with school-age children does everything she can right - gets a job, keeps her kids in school, moves into a small (and I mean SMALL) house so she can keep a roof over their heads, and yet we can't build an economy where she can afford to keep the lights on.
Seems she used the last little bit of money they had to go to Baltimore because her sister offered to feed the kids and send some food back with them. So, the wrestler will miss this first match. But suddenly, that doesn't seem like the problem it did just 48 hours ago. And I'm not sure if he knows where he will be sleeping the rest of the week.
And I fear it's just going to get worse before it gets better.
Can we just inaugurate Obama now and let him get to work already?
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Dr Pepper to deliver on Chinese Democracy free soda promise Sunday
Don't cry, GUNS N' ROSES fans. The agonizing wait for the 17-years-in-the-making masterpiece "Chinese Democracy" will finally be over (fingers crossed) on November 23, 2008. Sure, there have been more rumored release dates than the 23 flavors of Dr Pepper, but if "Chinese Democracy" hits stores as announced, it's going to be so easy, easy for every American to get a free Dr Pepper as promised.
"We never thought this day would come," said Tony Jacobs, vice president of marketing for Dr Pepper. "But now that it's here, all we can say is: The Dr Pepper's on us."Dr Pepper is ready to give out free soda coupons to every American when the album releases on November 23, 2008. If you're out to get a free Dr Pepper just follow these simple steps:
How to get your free Dr Pepper:
1. On the Nov. 23, 2008 release date, go to www.drpepper.com
2. Register your information to receive a coupon for one free 20-oz. Dr Pepper.
3. When your coupon arrives, redeem it wherever Dr Pepper is sold.
4. Drink your Dr Pepper slowly to experience all 23 flavors. Dr's orders.
Coupons will be available for 24 hours, starting at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time on Nov. 23, 2008. Allow 4-6 weeks for coupon to arrive. Coupons will expire on February 28, 2009. Limit one coupon per person. Full terms and conditions available at www.drpepper.com.
National Hunger and Homelessness Week
Nationally:
Every day, homeless children are confronted with stressful, often traumatic events.
74% worry they will have no place to live
58% worry they will have no place to sleep
87% worry that something bad will happen to their family
(Homeless Children: America’s New Outcasts; www.familyhomelessnes.org)
Locally:
Did you know …
As of June 1, 2006 Wicomico County identified 797 students as homeless.
As of June 1, 2007, Wicomico County identified 1080 students as homeless.
As of June 1, 2008, Wicomico County identified 1345 students as homeless.
As of October 15, 2008, Wicomico County identified 1350 students as homeless.
**With the foreclosure crisis, we expect our numbers to continue to rise**
By Law:
“Homeless children and youth” are “individuals who lack a fixed, regular, and adequate nighttime residence.” (- McKinney-Vento Homeless Assistance Act)
This applies to all of our students who are living:
· In a place that is not fixed, regular or adequate
· In motels, hotels, campgrounds
· In emergency shelters or in transitional housing
· Abandoned in Hospital
· Awaiting Foster Placement
· Public places not designed for people to sleep
· With friends or relatives due to the loss of housing, economic hardship or similar reason
Read more about it in “Determining Eligibility for Rights and Services under the McKinney-Vento Act”
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Rep.-Elect Frank Kratovil checks out DC
Congressman-Elect Frank Kratovil has been in Washington D.C. all week. He is with other new members for orientation. Kratovil won Maryland's First District seat in the election.
He says come January, he wants to start working for the people of Maryland's First District on day one. He wants to get right to work fixing our economy, securing our middle class and protecting the environment.
Washington, DC (November 19, 2008) - Congressman-Elect Frank Kratovil has been in Washington all week with fellow members-elect and current members of Congress as part of a new member orientation program designed to help new members hit the ground running when they are officially sworn in at the start of the 111th Congress in early January.The orientation has consisted of informational seminars that range from getting around the Capitol subway system to briefings on House of Representatives rules and procedures. The program has also included an extensive briefing on House ethics regulations as well as guidelines for setting up and staffing both Washington, DC and district offices."So far this experience has been invaluable. Come January I want to start working for the people of Maryland's First District on day one. This experience will allow me to handle all of the paperwork and procedural stumbling blocks ahead of time so that we can get right to work fixing our economy, securing our middle class, and protecting the environment," said Kratovil.Kratovil has had the opportunity to meet with members of his incoming freshman class as well as members of the House leadership. Yesterday Kratovil also attended his first Blue Dog Democrats meeting, a coalition of fiscally conservative Democrats who endorsed his candidacy. "Our nation faces a great deal of challenges, but I am confident that by working with the men and women I have met this week, as well as the current members of Congress from both sides of the aisle, that we can come together and do what our constituents sent us to Washington to do," said Kratovil.The second part of the week will focus on committee assignments. Kratovil has expressed interest in joining a committee that will allow him to work closely with the issues that effect First District families on a daily basis, such as Agriculture, Energy and Commerce, Natural Resources, or Transportation. More information will be made available about committee assignments when it becomes available.
Thoughts and Questions: Nov. 19 edition
SALISBURY -- Plans for Public Access Channel 14 are still murky, with some board members resigning in the latest twist.
This week Michael Day and Grace Foxwell Murdock informed Salisbury Mayor Barrie Parsons Tilghman they are stepping down from the TV station's dysfunctional board of directors.
The station broadcasts local shows and government meetings to Wicomico County viewers, but members of the station are caught in a power struggle over its future. The resignations come amid fears that PAC-14 might lose its independence in a set of bylaws now under consideration exclusively by the city and county. The station now receives practically all of its funding from the two governments.
Metallica: Broken, Beat and Scarred
"You rise, you fall, you're down and you rise again...what don't kill ya, makes ya more strong."
Can't wait to see them with my daughter in late January.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
National Hunger and Homeless Awareness Week
National Hunger and Homeless Awareness Week
November 17-21, 2008
"I hollered over and said, 'Can I get you something?' I didn't know what to do." She learned the man's name was Rick. They sat on a guardrail and talked for nearly an hour. "And I began to realize that homeless people are not strange or bad or anything I saw on TV. This was just an average person for whom life took a bad turn, not much different from where mine was."
–Celeste Savage (“ HALO Director takes Detour into helping the homeless”)
Did you realize……
2300 Meals have been served at the HALO Street Program since January 2008.
20 families per week get food from the HALO Pantry.
HALO: Hope and Life Outreach 410-742-9356
Information on other local resources is on its way this week!
Do you know of a resource for homeless children? Please let us know about it!
Wicomico County has more than 1 in every 6 MD students in its public schools. Let's state that again: One in every SIX homeless students in MD goes to a school in our county. If you can help, please do.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
How bad is the economy?
Reaction among competitors was almost universally positive, from drivers happy to have a little more time off to car owners who see the measure as a way of saving money that's hard to come by right now. Testing is an expensive proposition, requiring the transport of several crewmen and truckloads of equipment, and costing teams an estimated $100,000 a day.
Friday, November 14, 2008
NOW it's official - Frank Kratovil wins MD-01
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Inauguaral Edition: Thoughts and Questions, Nov. 13th
"The last thing that I need is a group of pet Nazis trying to tell me how to take care of my dogs," said Donald Singleton, a dog owner who spoke during a public hearing in Salisbury attended by about 35 people.